Stop. Stop it. Seriously. Stop. I’m talking to you. And you. You’re ok. But you. You stop! Stop being offended by EVERYTHING! I can’t handle the overly sensitive mentality of people these days. It’s like people wake up in the morning wondering what they can be offended by today. Then they spew their hatred all over social media and if you don’t agree with them, you’re the moron. Why don’t we put on our big gender-neutral pants and agree that you can’t please everyone, so just worry about yourself. And don’t be a sensitive ninny. (Oh great, I just made enemies of the sensitive ninny population.)
My rant is directed at the new “ableism” campaign. Apparently if you can walk then you’re a big jerk for pointing out that all of us cripples can’t. I think that’s the basic gist. People are all up in arms over Kylie Jenner and her Interview magazine photo shoot in which she posed with a gold wheelchair. I saw the pictures and my first thought was “solid gold or gold-plated and either way I wonder if my insurance will cover one of those bad boys for me?” It didn’t even cross my mind to be offended because she’s in a wheelchair. But she can walk. Wait a minute! If she can walk, then she doesn’t need a wheelchair. But she’s in a wheelchair. Please excuse me while my head explodes over this.
Ok, I’m back, head in tact. I seriously don’t see the issue. I tried to see it from the point of view of the people who were all butt-hurt over it. (Oh great, now I’ve gone and offended those people without butts.) But (pun intended) as I looked at them, I still don’t see it. She’s a model. She’s in a wheelchair. It’s a picture. Her job is taking pictures. She looks amazing. The photographer didn’t make it blurry. The clothes fit. Good job by all people whose jobs were involved in the shoot. Where’s the issue?
In reading stories on the matter as further research (oh man, now I’ve gone and pissed off the anti-researchers and the illiterate) it seems to me that the issue is that the photographer could have used a wheelchair-user in the photos. There’s like a million (uh oh, there goes my readers who can’t count) handicapped people who are all saying they could have been in the picture instead. So, it stems from selfish motivations. (I’m not worried about losing the selfish crowd cause they’re too self-absorbed to realize I’m talking about them. They’re perfect- not overly compensating in awarding themselves self-worth.) They wish they were in the photo. But, unless you actually are Kylie Jenner, YOU AREN’T KYLIE JENNER! If you want to be in that photo, go buy some latex and take a picture yourself. The world, and Interview magazine, doesn’t owe you anything. If you want to do something, go do it. If you want to be a model in a wheelchair, then go pitch yourself to an agency and show them why they need you. How do you think Kylie Jenner, or any of the Jenners/Kardashians made it? They made the world think that we couldn’t survive if their names and images weren’t plastered on everything everywhere. SO go do that! Don’t sit back and whine that you aren’t in that photo. Go make your own.
I read some tweet from some wheelchair user saying that people can’t even look her in the eye but Kylie Jenner gets to model in a wheelchair. And something about her not being able to wheel around her town or take pictures in her wheelchair. That sounds like a her problem. Not a world problem. Gangs, prison overcrowding, ISIS, too many animals in shelters and kids in foster care…those are world problems. Those are things we should be discussing en masse. Not some person who doesn’t use a wheelchair posing for a picture in a wheelchair. Does that mean that blondes everywhere should be offended because Khloe Kardashian has blonde hair now and if she’s in a picture, that means they should have been in the picture instead? (I know that was a major rambling sentence, which probably made me lose my grammar police crowd. And if the sentence didn’t, the grammar police comment probably did. But, you get my point.) One person doing something benign like posing for a picture in a wheelchair does not negate all the people who are in wheelchairs for real.
How does Kylie Jenner’s photo affect me? It doesn’t! (Other than the fact that I think it’s a pretty picture.) At the end of the day, I am a badass chick. I am an attorney who holds her own in the courtroom. I uphold the constitution and helps people on a daily basis. I am a wife who does really amazing things for her husband like make a special trip to the grocery store to make sure he has the type of egg nog which our normal store doesn’t have. But it’s his favorite, so I do that for him. I am a fur baby mom (and soon to be human baby mom) who would do anything for her little ones. I am a person who can talk herself out of doing terrible things like dieting or working out. So I ask again: how does Kylie Jenner taking a picture in a wheelchair affect me and my life? It doesn’t. And I implore the rest of you to realize that it doesn’t have an impact on your life either. GET OVER IT!!