I have a friend who is a fellow defense attorney [I know, I know…”friend” and “attorney” don’t usually belong in the same sentence. But he’s actually pretty cool.] who has restarted a group email list for all of the defense attorneys in the area. The purpose is to support each other through problems and through victories. My friend, let’s call him Snappy Dresser (because he is always very impeccably dressed) puts a ton of work into his emails. When someone has a victory, he doesnt just say “so and so won such and such case.” The emails involve a superhero-esque name and backstory which turn into the saga of what great feat was accomplished. Yes, he could probably use a hobby or a dog, but I actually enjoy reading his emails.
So, the reason for my blog. I had a small victory in court recently where I got a case dismissed. Nothing huge, but he wanted to write it up. He told me to choose my Nickname and sent me a list of really great heroic names. I liked “Black widow”. I liked “the Assassin” [mostly because it says “ass” twice and I have the humor of a 12 year old boy.] I liked “Rogue” mostly because it’s applicable. But none screamed “ME!”
I sent him a text. “Can I add a new one? Hell on Wheels.” I received a text back. “Hell on Wheels. Seriously?” Of course I was serious! I appreciate a good, strong wheelchair reference or joke whenever possible! He called me. He was worried people would think he came up with it and give him a hard time. I convinced him it was a good idea. He said he was forwarding any emails to me to handle if people gave him a hard time about it.
The email went out with my new nickname solidified in black and white, and with the caveat that I chose the name. And I am so okay with all of that! Personally, I think it’s a strong, fierce name. And as people who really know me well would agree, it’s pretty fitting!